Couple months ago I’m cruisin’ down the street ‘n I find a huge case of records. Most were garbage BUT I did snag 6 or 7 DISCO records – tiiiight. So then couple weeks ago I turned 25 ‘n naturally I’m like “Yeea, time for a chocolate disco party!” Cuz for reals what better way to celebrate?
Obviously it was hella-cool: I’m talking chocolate fondue (along with copious other chocolate), spicy cheezey fondue, hookah lounge in the bassment (underglow poppin’ everywhere) ‘n so much dancing all night long.
Anyways, I guess people know how much I like Dr. Pepper, cuz in the morning I realize my fridge is straight stocked yo – ‘n all these bottles is ’bout to go flat.
‘n I also had a bit of Jager kickin’ in my crystal.
So I made some Dr. Jager BBQ Sauce.
yield: ’bout a cup
time: an hour
suggested tunage: in the spirit of chocolate disco . . .
Ingredients:
– 2 cups Dr. Pepper
– 2 shots Jagermeister
– 2 Tbsp bacon phat
– 3 cloves Garlic, minced
– 1/2 an onion, minced
– 2 Tbsp. Worceshershire
– Sriracha to taste
– salt ‘n pepper to taste
– 2 Tbsp vinegar (I used apple cider)
1. Hit up a nice pot wit dat delicious Dr. Pepper. Crank da heat ‘n let it bubble ‘n boil for a while. Maybe 20 minutes, maybe an hour. It’ll get all nice ‘n sizzurp like.
2. In a separate pan, saute the minced garlic ‘n onion in that bacon phat. Yeeeea, get that shiz nice ‘n golden.
3. Add the golden garlic ‘n onion to the Dr. P-sizzurp. Add the rest of the ingredients. Bring that back to a simma simma. (WHO GOT DA KEEYS?!)
4. Let that cook for a while. Taste it up ‘n adjust if need be. Maybe throw some more salt or suga in it – it’s probs dope as is tho.
That’s it that’s all homie.
Now find something delicious to BBQ so you can smack dat sauce all over da place.
Much love,
LamBERT
Street cred:
– Ahh jeepers I forget what sources I used on this bad-boy. I think I just looked up BBQ sauces on Foodgawker ‘n improvised off dat.